Baby Giraffes vs. Baby Tigers

    So, Last week I got into an argument with my friend over which animal was better... a baby giraffe or a baby tiger. I personally preferred giraffes over tigers and I thought this would be a wonderful chance to explain why.

     

     First of all, baby giraffes are adorable. That being said, when they're born, they're 6 feet tall. How cool would it be to have an adorable 6 foot tall giraffe following you around everywhere?! It would be so cool! Just chillin, walking around with your giraffe, a guy comes up to you and is like "Woah, is that a giraffe!?" and you're like "Heck yeah it is!" (This is the kind of stuff I think of when I don't have work to do... my mind is a strange strange place. 

     Next, once your giraffe has grown up (which they do very quickly... like 2 inches a day or something like that) you can ride it! Don't feel like driving today? Oh ok, no big deal, just ride your giraffe! That way you don't have to deal with all the jerk drivers! Like let's be honest here... who is going to mess with a guy riding a giraffe?? Nobody, that's who. This leads me to my next point... Full grown giraffes are pretty much invincible. My friend was like a tiger could totally eat a giraffe. False. It's a known fact that more or less nothing preys on a healthy, full grown giraffe because they're so large. Giraffes are actually known to kill would be predators with a single well placed kick (yeah they're pretty much the chuck Norris of the Savannah.

     So yeah... Come at me with a tiger... I'll be waiting with my giraffe. A turtle and a giraffe? Come at me bro. Come at me. 

^I mean come on... 

how can you say no

to that!?!?!?

~A. Turtle

p.s. This is what happens when i see pictures from OmgHumor on facebook...